Friendship is... "Friendship is one mind in two bodies." Mencius

Rhett Butler: If you love someone, set YOURSELF free, If she asks you why Say you don’t give a damn.

I thank God I'm rich not with money but with people like you. I may not have the most expensive things but I've got a most precious gem… a friend like you.

# Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day.

Some friends are remembered because of their smile. Some friends are remembered because of their style. But you are remembered because you are so nice to remember. Take care.

7. Q: How do you get a nun pregnant? A: Dress her up as an altar boy.

A note left for a pianist from his wife: Gone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in a Minuet.

# There are two kinds of love Our love. God's love. But God makes both kinds of them.

A priest asks a nun if he can walk her back to the convent. She says, "Just this once." Upon arriving, he asks if he can kiss her. She replies, "Well, alright, as long as you don't get into the habit."

The morning is just a few moments away. Go to sleep and when you wake up, remember me as a friend who is always there for you and never let you down

What's the difference between women and men? One has morning sickness, the other has morning stiffness.