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Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of person your spouse would have really preferred.
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What is the difference between a saxophone and a sorority girl? You could eat a saxophone if you had to.
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In a veterinarian's waiting room, "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
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The third student to try it was the engineering student, who
responded, "Well, actually, I'm not sure of your answer either. Let's
see... 1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 is ..., 9 is
..., well if you approximate, 9 is prime, 11 is prime, 13 is prime...
Well, it does seem right.
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Ä Are you free for the rest of your life?
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman ironing his shirts.
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Ä If you need advice, text me... if you need a friend, call me ... if you need me, come to me... if you need money........ SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!
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If I'd had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents !
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Friendship is...
"Friendship is one mind in two bodies."
Mencius
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"If you should die before me,
ask if you could bring a friend."
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"Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder:
What the heck was I thinking?"
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Two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. The first one says "I've never come
this way before"; the second one replies "Must be the cobbles"
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