Here's to you and here's to me, and I hope we never disagree. But, if that should ever be, to HELL with you, here's to ME!

In my dreams, we were never apart. In my dreams you kept me close. In my dreams you loved me the most. In my dreams we're always together. Might as well be dreaming forever.

A husband should never question his wife's judgement. Look whom she married!

Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.

# There are two kinds of love Our love. God's love. But God makes both kinds of them.

# I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones.

Does your name begin with: S For you, it is pleasure before business. You can be romantically idealistic to a fault and are capable of much sensuality. But you never loose control of your emotions. Once you make the commitment you stick like glue. You could get jealous and possessive. You tend to be very selfish often regarding yourself as the only human being on the planet. You like being the centre of attention. You are very caring sensitive, private and sometimes very passive. Turned on by soft lights, romantic thoughts. When it gets down to the nitty-gritty, you are an expert. You know all the little tricks of the trade, can play any role, or any game. You take your love life very seriously. You don't fool around. You have the patience to wait for the right person to come along. You are very generous and giving, often selfless. You are kind natured and sweet, which is found to be attractive by many. You are a good friend.

HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Waiters and waitresses do it for tips

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

Men's motto: Whoever dies with the most toys wins. Women's motto: Whoever dies with the most toys still dies and gives it all to his wife.

3 REASONS Y CATS R BETTER DAN MEN 1)cats luv u wotever u look like 2)u can stroke a cat wivout it thinkin about sex 3)u dont mind wen ur cat chases after birds!