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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the bassoon recital.

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I'm glad friendship doesn't come with price tags. For if it does, I'd never afford someone as great as you.

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Pyar mein kisine Dhoka to kisine kasam khayi hai Hum wo majnoo hai jisne sirf laat khayi hai

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Ä Are you free for the rest of your life?

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# Love is when a wife makes coffee for her husband and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.

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If love is a dream, then marriage is an alarm clock.

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Door se dekha to Patthhar dikhta tha..... Dooor se dekha... to Patthharr dikhtaa thaa..... Paas jake dekha to... suchmuch Patthhar hi thaa.....

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Friends are like the walls of a house. Sometimes they hold you up, sometimes you lean on them. But sometimes, it's enough to know they're just standing by.

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Truckers do it on the road

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Ä If you need advice, text me... if you need a friend, call me ... if you need me, come to me... if you need money........ SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!

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Optimist:(love) If you love someone, set her free. Don’t worry, She will come back

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