Why it's better to be a Woman!
Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
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Why is a woman different from a PC?
A woman won't accept a 3½" floppy
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I might run out of cute graphics to send you, but I'll never run out of this: care for you.
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• Tabiyat thik nahi thi. Tantrik ko dikhaya, Tantrik bola bhoot ka saya hai, kisi ghor paapi ko SMS karo theek ho jaoge... Ab accha mahsus kar raha hoon
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"Some love lasts a lifetime. True love lasts forever."
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How about you and I go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
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A true luv is patient and understanding
A true luv is never demanding.
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Ä Do your feet never hurt ???? ... You are wondering around my
thoughts all day long....
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6. Q: What do you call a nun with a sex change operation?
A: A tran-sister.
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"He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals."
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• Girl's excuses: Phone mat kiya karo dear, mom hoti hai near, papa se lagta hai fear, baat nahin hoti hai clear. Isliye SMS kiya karo dear without fear n very clear
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