Mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions.
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How do you make a chainsaw sound like a bari-sax? Add vibrato.
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Aasman se gira ek chaand ka tukda,
Usse bhi sundar aapka mukhra.
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Someday you may lose your hair, your teeth, your looks, or even your memory. But there's something you won't lose. Me, coz I'll always be your friend.
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Computers are machines to help you solve problems you wouldn't have if you didn't have a computer.
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I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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love: when your eyes meet across a crowded room.
lust: when your tongues meet across a crowded room.
marriage: when your belt won't meet around your waist, and you don't care.
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# Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday.
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# During my piano recital, I was on a stage and scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. He was the only one doing that. I wasn't scared anymore.
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They say women wear make-up and perfume because they are ugly and smell bad.
Q: Why don't men wear make-up and perfume?
A: Because they're ugly and smell bad and *don't* know it.
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How does a man save a woman from being attacked on the street at night?
He controls himself.
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