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"You don't marry someone you can live with - you marry the person who you cannot live without."

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Dear God, I will keep it brief otherwise they will steal my dinner. AMEN

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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

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F.U.C.K REMEMBER: if u need a FUCK, u can always count on me bcoz F.U.C.K stands for FRIENDS U CAN KEEP. Fuck 4ever, & promise me that we FUCK till eternity!

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If love is a dream, then marriage is an alarm clock.

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One good turn gets most of the blankets.

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The third student to try it was the engineering student, who responded, "Well, actually, I'm not sure of your answer either. Let's see... 1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 is ..., 9 is ..., well if you approximate, 9 is prime, 11 is prime, 13 is prime... Well, it does seem right.

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Patharr kyun marte ho, pura pahaar maar do Hum yuheeen mar jayenge, sirf ek baar aankh maar do

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Finance Expert: If you love someone, set her free If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans, If she doesn’t, write her off as an asset gone bad.

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"There is no remedy for love but to love more."

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# When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you.

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