The recipe of friendship: 1 cup of sharing.2 cups of caring.3 cups of forgiveness & hugs. Mix all of these together to make friends 4ever.

I always thought loving someone is the greatest feeling, but I realized that loving a friend is even better. We lose people we love, but we never lose true friends.

I may have forgotten to say that I care. I may have failed to open up and share, but though no words have been spoken, my promise of friendship won't be broken.

When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I'm a lady and I play with boys!!

The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the prices of a new car.

You cannot produce a baby in one month by impregnating nine women.

Door se dekha to sher tha..... Door se dekha to sher tha..... Is liye paas gaya hi nahi.....

Computers are machines to help you solve problems you wouldn't have if you didn't have a computer.

Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late."

When you harrass a boy, pull his pants down and your skirt up, because you can run faster with your skirt up than he with his pants down.

I want to give myself to you. Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.