Thank you for touching my life in ways you may never know. My riches do not lie in material wealth but in having friends like you - a precious gift from God!
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God sprinkles tiny but wonderful seeds of blessings on earth each day...and I just caught one that's so nice and true...It's you!
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Meri jaib main hai kath, meri rifle bhari hui hai
Mujhe khauf kya police ka, mera baap mantri hai
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"A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love."
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"Love cures people - both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it."
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• What's the difference between wife n neighbours wife?
Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.
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You wanna come to my place for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?!
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Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a prostitute?
A: Prostitutes don't drive Ferrari's
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Men who say they can see through women are missing a lot.
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Is this seat empty?
Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down
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Q:How do you know when men are about to say something smart?
A:It starts with "My wife says..."
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