Door se dekha to sher tha..... Door se dekha to sher tha..... Is liye paas gaya hi nahi.....

• A great scientist developed a bra that stops woman's boobs from bouncing while running or nipples showing when wet. His colleagues killed him!

I can tell that you want me. Yes, I want you to leave.

Tairna Hai To Paani Main Aao, Kinare Pe Kya Rakha Hai Ishq Karna Hai To Bahar aa, Ishare main Kya Rakha Hai

"Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?"

Does your name begin with: B You give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy being romanced, wined, and dined. You are very happy to receive gifts as an expression of the affection of your lover. You want to be pampered and know how to pamper your mate. You are private in your expression of endearments, and particular when it comes to love. You will hold off until everything meets with your approval. You can control your appetite and feelings. You require new sensations and experiences. You are willing to experiment.

ä Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya kahenge? A: Us rassi ko bolengey NOKIA - Connecting pipal.

Why it's better to be a Woman! We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

When the lights are out, all women are beautiful.

Why it's better to be a Woman! We can cry and get off speeding fines.