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thE tEst oF fRiEndsHip dOseN't cOmeS wHen u R 2GethEr. It cOmEs wHeN u ParT waYs & u ReaLizE tHat dEsPitE tHe dIsTanCe, thE fRiEndshIp iS sTilL tHeRe...

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The times we shared is like shooting star... the time is short but really beautiful moments.... Forever engraved in our hearts.... Friends forever~!!!

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Never get involved with a married man -- you already know he is a liar and a cheat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the bassoon recital.

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Time and distance are important between friends. When a friend is in your heart, they remain there forever. I may be busy, but I assure you, you are always in my heart!

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A note left for a pianist from his wife: Gone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in a Minuet.

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A man owes his success to his first wife; and his second wife to his success.

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How can you tell the stage you're playing on is level? The banjo player is drooling out of both sides of his mouth.

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Gusto ko na benta cell phone ko... lam mo ba? Gusto ko hagis, durugin at tadyakan ang cell phone ko... lam mo ba? Gusto ko na panakaw to... lam mo ba? Maloloka na ko sa pag-iintay ng text mo... lam mo ba?

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The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the prices of a new car.

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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

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