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How does a man save a woman from being attacked on the street at night?
He controls himself.
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Q:How do you know when men are about to say something smart?
A:It starts with "My wife says..."
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I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
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• A sexy woman is like a 1000 Rupee note. U don't know how many have handled it but u still want to have it.
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May I have the last dance?
You've just had it.
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Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.
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Why do so many people take an instant dislike to the viola? It saves time.
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FRIENDSHIP IS....
FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
DJs do it on request
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Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a prostitute?
A: Prostitutes don't drive Ferrari's
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# Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday.
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By all means marry.
If you get a good wife, you'll be happy.
If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher...
and that is a good thing for any man.
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