Ä If I could rearrange the alphabet, Id put U and I together.
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Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out To Lunch, Think It Over."
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Ninety percent of men cheat in marriage. The rest do not marry.
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Animal Rights activist:
If you love someone, set her free
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free
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Pyar mein kisine Dhoka to kisine kasam khayi hai
Hum wo majnoo hai jisne sirf laat khayi hai
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Why it's better to be a Woman!
If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
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The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologize for any inconvenience.
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When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love.
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There is a golden bridge called friendship that spans the river of time and links out hearts together even if we walks separate roads of life.
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Your body has the nicest arc length I've ever seen.
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Some joys are better explained in silence, as a smile gets more audible than laughter. I was asked if I enjoyed my friendship with you. I just smiled.
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