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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Frank Sinatra does it his way

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What is the definition of an optimist? An accordion player with a pager.

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6. Q: What do you call a nun with a sex change operation? A: A tran-sister.

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"There is no remedy for love but to love more."

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If I'd had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents !

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Y MEN R LIKE COMPUTERS 1)dey r useless until u turn dem on 2)dey have lots of data but r still clueless 3)as soon as u pick 1 a better model cums on the market!

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# Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen.

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What is the difference between playing an English horn solo and wetting your pants? Both give you a warm feeling, but no one else cares.

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A best man's speech should be like a mini-skirt; short enough to be interesting, but long enough to cover the bare essentials.

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Why it's better to be a Woman! New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

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"If you love someone, set her free. If she comes back, She’s yours, If she doesn’t She never was. !!!"

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