HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Waiters and waitresses do it for tips
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"If you live to be a hundred, I want to live
to be a hundred minus one day, so I
never have to live without you."
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# Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen.
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# I let my big sister pick on me because my Mom says she only picks on me because she loves me. So I pick on my baby sister because I love her.
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When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I'm a lady and I play with boys!!
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• When things go wrong, when sadness fills ur heart, when tears flow in ur eyes, always remember 3 things: I’m with u, U have money & Bar is open
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4. Q: What is the definition of innocence?
A: A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping
bags for mice.
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fuck is the only word that is referred as the F-word. It's the one magical word.
Just by its sound it can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.
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Door se dekha to Patthhar dikhta tha.....
Dooor se dekha... to Patthharr dikhtaa thaa.....
Paas jake dekha to... suchmuch Patthhar hi thaa.....
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Text messaging is like a blow-job off an amateur prostitute; short...sweet and always cheap!!!
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A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief
was spending less than his wife did.
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