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• Viagra now available in powder to put in tea, does nothing for erections but stops your biscuit from going soft.

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"The richest love is that which submits to the arbitration of time."

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Aasman se gira ek chaand ka tukda, Usse bhi sundar aapka mukhra.

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Inside a bowling alley, "Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop."

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Deep-sea divers do it under extreme pressure

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Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo? They make good paddles.

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The world is round so that friendship may encircle it.

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A complex system that doesn't work is invariably found to have evolved from a simpler system that worked just fine.

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Love is a word composed of two vowels, two consonants, and two fools.

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• When things go wrong, when sadness fills ur heart, when tears flow in ur eyes, always remember 3 things: I’m with u, U have money & Bar is open

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A man should keep his friends in a constant repair. The difficulty is not so great to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for.

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A coin is easy to earn, a friend is hard to find. The coin depreciates but a friend appreciates. I lost a coin when I texted you, but it's okay because I got you.

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