• Boy: Chalo kisi viraan jagah chalte hain!
Gal: Tum aisi-vaisi harkat to nahi karoge?
Boy: Bilkul nahi!
Gal: To phir rehne do...
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What's the difference between women and men?
One has morning sickness, the other has morning stiffness.
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Is this seat empty?
Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away? Root position cords.
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• A very sexy n attractive female employee to her boss: Sir, Will you remove something from my breast?
Boss:Wow! What?
Ur eyes, sir !
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The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the prices of a new car.
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Love your neighbor, but don't get caught.
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# When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You know that your name is safe in their mouth.
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I admit I'll never be the perfect friend. I'll never be there always. I may not make you smile at times but there is one thing I admit I could do. To be the person I could be for you.
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Text messaging is like a blow-job off an amateur prostitute; short...sweet and always cheap!!!
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"Love cures people - both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it."
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