What is the difference between playing an English horn solo and wetting your pants? Both give you a warm feeling, but no one else cares.

Finance Expert: If you love someone, set her free If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans, If she doesn’t, write her off as an asset gone bad.

Yeh tera chehra hai yaa kele ka chhilka Jo dekha to dil phisal gaya

"Love cures people - both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it."

• I have started luving 'U'... I know it sounds ridiculous but I can't control my feelings 4 'U'. Some time later I'll start luving more ALPHABETS.!

# Love is that first feeling you feel before all the bad stuff gets in the way.

Here's to you and here's to me, and I hope we never disagree. But, if that should ever be, to HELL with you, here's to ME!

The number one cause of computer problems is computer solutions.

When do you know a woman is going to say something interesting ? .... When she starts with "My husband said..."

If you practice, tune, make a sound check, and sit down to play, it's folk music. Otherwise, it's bluegrass.

How to keep an idiot entertained *press down* ................... .................... How to keep an idiot entertained *press up*