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Why it's better to be a Woman! We got off the Titanic first.

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Some friends are separated by time. Some are separated by differences. Some by distances, some by pride. But no matter how far you are or different we may be, you'll always be a friend to me!

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• When I send SMS to u, it doesn't mean that u have to do the same... U can also send fruits, drinks, pizza, chocolates by courier. DD & Cheques r also accepted.

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One tree can start a forest, one smile can start a friendship. One touch can show you care, one friend can make life worth living for.

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I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.

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Suspicious: If you love someone, set her free. If she ever comes back. Ask her why

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"A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words."

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You brighten my day, di ka naman araw. You light up my life, di ka naman ilaw. You make me smile, di ka naman bulalakaw. You warm my heart, di ka naman sabaw. Friend kita, yan malinaw!

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Patient: If you love someone, set her free. If she doesn’t come back. Wait !!

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When god created the men he was only kidding

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"To love another person is to see the face of God."

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