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If love is a dream, then marriage is an alarm clock.

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• I have started luving 'U'... I know it sounds ridiculous but I can't control my feelings 4 'U'. Some time later I'll start luving more ALPHABETS.!

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A True Luv A true luve is something to know and feel A true luv is never unreal.

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The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologize for any inconvenience.

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If friends were flowers surely I would not pick you! I'd let you grow in the garden and cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you forever.

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Not all men are fools. Some are bachelors.

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Deep-sea divers do it under extreme pressure

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"You don't marry someone you can live with - you marry the person who you cannot live without."

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It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.

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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away? Root position cords.

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Ninety percent of men cheat in marriage. The rest do not marry.

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# When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You know that your name is safe in their mouth.

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