What is a chord? Three violists playing in unison.

Dear God, I will keep it brief otherwise they will steal my dinner. AMEN

Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.

The times we shared is like shooting star... the time is short but really beautiful moments.... Forever engraved in our hearts.... Friends forever~!!!

• Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do. Saheb: Kal aana. Bhikhari: Saala is kal kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain

Here's to you and here's to me, and I hope we never disagree. But, if that should ever be, to HELL with you, here's to ME!

I thank God I'm rich not with money but with people like you. I may not have the most expensive things but I've got a most precious gem… a friend like you.

There may be some things better than sex, and some things worse than sex. But there is nothing exactly like it.

• When I send SMS to u, it doesn't mean that u have to do the same... U can also send fruits, drinks, pizza, chocolates by courier. DD & Cheques r also accepted.

What do you call a bass-clarinetist with half a brain? Gifted.

If I'd had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents !