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ERP Functional Expert: If you love someone, set her free, If she comes back, map her into your system, If she doesn’t carry out a gap fit analysis.

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Time and distance are important between friends. When a friend is in your heart, they remain there forever. I may be busy, but I assure you, you are always in my heart!

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Why it's better to be a Woman! If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

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Sow your wild oats on Saturday night -- Then on Sunday pray for crop failure.

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The number one cause of computer problems is computer solutions.

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• What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH!

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"Death is a challenge. It tells us not to waste time... It tells us to tell each other right now that we love each other."

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A complex system that doesn't work is invariably found to have evolved from a simpler system that worked just fine.

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You see an awful lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy...

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thE tEst oF fRiEndsHip dOseN't cOmeS wHen u R 2GethEr. It cOmEs wHeN u ParT waYs & u ReaLizE tHat dEsPitE tHe dIsTanCe, thE fRiEndshIp iS sTilL tHeRe...

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Men who say they can see through women are missing a lot.

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