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Bigamy..............What is the penalty for bigamy? ............... Two mothers-in-law !
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Woman #1: (holding a large potato in each hand) "These potatoes remind me of my husband's balls."
Woman #2: "My goodness, are they that large?"
Woman #1: "No, they're that dirty!"
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"There is no disguise which can hide love for long where it exists, or simulate it where it does not."
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# Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day.
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"Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?"
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Men are like computers...
hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
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• Boy: Chalo kisi viraan jagah chalte hain!
Gal: Tum aisi-vaisi harkat to nahi karoge?
Boy: Bilkul nahi!
Gal: To phir rehne do...
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What is the difference between a saxophone and a sorority girl? You could eat a saxophone if you had to.
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A true luv is honest and trust is what its all about
A true luv is never something to doubt.
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Ä Ravan ki 20 aankhein thi magar nazar sirf ek aurat pe; jab ki aapki 2 aankhein aur nazar har aurat pe...!
Toh asli Ravan kaun??
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If I'd had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents !
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When you harrass a boy, pull his pants down and your skirt up, because you can run faster with your skirt up than he with his pants down.
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