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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Waiters and waitresses do it for tips
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"Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer."
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To err is human...to blame your computer
for your mistakes is even more human,
its downright natural.
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What do you call a bass-clarinetist with half a brain? Gifted.
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"If you live to be a hundred, I want to live
to be a hundred minus one day, so I
never have to live without you."
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"If you live to be a hundred, I want to live
to be a hundred minus one day, so I
never have to live without you."
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• Sex & Shopping have one thing in common: In both the cases, men start sweating in 15 minutes & women want to go on and on and on and on!
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Some friends are remembered because of their smile. Some friends are remembered because of their style. But you are remembered because you are so nice to remember. Take care.
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Men's motto: Whoever dies with the most toys wins.
Women's motto: Whoever dies with the most toys still dies and gives it all to his wife.
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Somnambulist:
If you love someone set her free
If she comes back, it’s a nightmare,
If she doesn’t, you must be dreaming.
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Statistician:
If you love someone, set her free
If she loves you the probability of her coming back is high,
If she doesn’t your relation was improbable anyway.
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• When an apple is green, it is ready to pluck and when a girl is 18 she is ready to... VOTE. Hamesha galat hi sochoge
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