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Fuck as most words in the English language is derived from German.
The word "Ficken", which means to strike.
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Why it's better to be a Woman!
Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
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The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
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God sprinkles tiny but wonderful seeds of blessings on earth each day...and I just caught one that's so nice and true...It's you!
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Mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions.
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love: when your eyes meet across a crowded room.
lust: when your tongues meet across a crowded room.
marriage: when your belt won't meet around your waist, and you don't care.
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If I'd had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents !
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In a restaurant window, "Don't stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up."
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REASONS Y DOGS R BETTER DAN WOMEN 1)dogs obey wen u shout at dem 2)dogs dont shop 3)u can giv away ur dogs children 4)any guy can get a good lookin dog!
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6. Q: What do you call a nun with a sex change operation?
A: A tran-sister.
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"My father always used to say that when
you die, if you've got five real friends,
then you've had a great life."
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By all means marry.
If you get a good wife, you'll be happy.
If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher...
and that is a good thing for any man.
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