Sms & Jokes

   Sara Nepal's Instant SMS & jokes

65 of 1000   Next Page ��

"You don't marry someone you can live with - you marry the person who you cannot live without."

Refer this �

The recipe of friendship: 1 cup of sharing.2 cups of caring.3 cups of forgiveness & hugs. Mix all of these together to make friends 4ever.

Refer this �

"Love is blind, but friendship closes its eyes."

Refer this �


Refer this �

An english professor wrote up on the board "woman without her man is nothing" And told his students to punctuate it. The males in the class wrote "Woman, without her man, is nothing." The Females wrote "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."

Refer this �


Refer this �

Why do so many fishermen own banjos? They make great anchors!

Refer this �

An english professor wrote up on the board "woman without her man is nothing" And told his students to punctuate it. The males in the class wrote "Woman, without her man, is nothing." The Females wrote "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."

Refer this �

Men are like computers... hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

Refer this �

# Love is hugging. Love is kissing. Love is saying no.

Refer this �

Sex is dirty only if it's done right.

Refer this �

  Sara Nepal's Instant SMS & jokes

65 of 1000   Next Page ��

 
Sara Poll
Do you like Summer / Winter ?
1. Summer
2. Winter

  View Result
Total Votes : 1002
Since Saturday, March 24, 2012

Instant SMS

6. Q: What do you call a nun with a sex change operation? A: A tran-sister.

Refer this »
 
Wallpapers

 

Link with Saranepal.com

Link with Sara Nepal Chat