When god created the men he was only kidding

Why it's better to be a Woman! We can cry and get off speeding fines.

Patient: If you love someone, set her free. If she doesn’t come back. Wait !!

• When I send SMS to u, it doesn't mean that u have to do the same... U can also send fruits, drinks, pizza, chocolates by courier. DD & Cheques r also accepted.

Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.

"You call it madness, but I call it love."

A priest asks a nun if he can walk her back to the convent. She says, "Just this once." Upon arriving, he asks if he can kiss her. She replies, "Well, alright, as long as you don't get into the habit."

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

A note left for a pianist from his wife: Gone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in a Minuet.

# Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your french fries without making them give you any of theirs.

I won't promise to be your friend forever, coz I won't live that long. But let me be your friend as long as I live.