I always thought loving someone is the greatest feeling, but I realized that loving a friend is even better. We lose people we love, but we never lose true friends.
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Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of person your spouse would have really preferred.
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• A great scientist developed a bra that stops woman's boobs from bouncing while running or nipples showing when wet. His colleagues killed him!
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Why do so many people take an instant dislike to the viola? It saves time.
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"We perceive when love begins and when it declines by our embarrassment when alone together."
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• FOOL se, FOOL ne, FOOLon ki FOOLwari me FOOL ke sath wish kiya 'You are the most beautiFOOL, colorFOOL & wonderFOOL amongst all FOOLS
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I won't stop bugging you until I get the address of your home page.
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MAN.SYS found
execute GROPE.EXE (Y/n)
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"If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you've made me smile, the entire evening sky
would be in the palm of my hand."
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Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo? They make good paddles.
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What's the difference between women and men?
One has morning sickness, the other has morning stiffness.
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