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A man should keep his friends in a constant repair. The difficulty is not so great to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for.

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I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.

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The years will come the years will go but with each 1 i wil always know whichever way the road may bend u wil always be my best friend

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SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!

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"My father always used to say that when you die, if you've got five real friends, then you've had a great life."

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I won't promise to be your friend forever, coz I won't live that long. But let me be your friend as long as I live.

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• A great scientist developed a bra that stops woman's boobs from bouncing while running or nipples showing when wet. His colleagues killed him!

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Why do men like masturbation? Its sex with someone they love.

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You're sweeter than glucose.

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"My father always used to say that when you die, if you've got five real friends, then you've had a great life."

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