The morning is just a few moments away. Go to sleep and when you wake up, remember me as a friend who is always there for you and never let you down

Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito ot her mother. "yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause."

You wanna come to my place for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?!

If you want to be happy for a day, get a date. Happy for a week, get a lover. Happy till the end, keep me.

Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the second, "For my best friend."

Does your name begin with: B You give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy being romanced, wined, and dined. You are very happy to receive gifts as an expression of the affection of your lover. You want to be pampered and know how to pamper your mate. You are private in your expression of endearments, and particular when it comes to love. You will hold off until everything meets with your approval. You can control your appetite and feelings. You require new sensations and experiences. You are willing to experiment.

"Woe to the man whose heart has not learned while young to hope, to love - and to put its trust in life."

Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a goodcook. But the law allows only one wife.

Care is the main ingredient that keeps true friendships alive despite separation, distance and time. Care sustains love. Since I can't see you, let my care be with you, friend!

Behind every successful man, there is a woman ironing his shirts.

Y MEN R LIKE COMPUTERS 1)dey r useless until u turn dem on 2)dey have lots of data but r still clueless 3)as soon as u pick 1 a better model cums on the market!