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There may be some things better than sex, and some things worse than sex. But there is nothing exactly like it.

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Why it's better to be a Woman! New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

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A smile makes us look younger… while prayers make us feel stronger… and friends…? They make us enjoy life forever.

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They say women wear make-up and perfume because they are ugly and smell bad. Q: Why don't men wear make-up and perfume? A: Because they're ugly and smell bad and *don't* know it.

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# Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen.

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The nicest place these days is right beside your friends. Usog konti, tabi ako!

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ä You = cute ; You = hot ; You = sweet ; You = intelligent ; You = amazing ; You = perfect ; Me = liar

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One tree can start a forest, one smile can start a friendship. One touch can show you care, one friend can make life worth living for.

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Not all men are fools. Some are bachelors.

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Friendship is a gift that is fair in all things. It roots from one's heart and involves memories that stay not for a while but for a lifetime.

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# Love is when a wife makes coffee for her husband and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.

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