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Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage,the 'Y'becomes silent.

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I won't stop bugging you until I get the address of your home page.

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Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, a little wine, good food and companionship. She goes Mondays, I go Fridays.

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• Jab apka SMS ata hai mera rom-rom machal jata hai, sara badan kaamp jata hai, dil main gudgudi si hoti hai. Stupid, yeh apka kasoor nahi, mera phone Vibrator per hota hai

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A man should keep his friends in a constant repair. The difficulty is not so great to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for.

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"If you would be loved, love and be lovable."

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FRIENDSHIP IS.... FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!

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Ä If you need advice, text me... if you need a friend, call me ... if you need me, come to me... if you need money........ SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!

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Hey, buddy, how late does the band play? Oh, about half a beat behind the drummer.

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You see an awful lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy...

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