Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

Why it's better to be a Woman! Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

Do not marry a person that you know that you can live with; only marry someone that you cannot live without.

"Love is but the discovery of ourselves in others, and the delight in the recognition."

Ä Ravan ki 20 aankhein thi magar nazar sirf ek aurat pe; jab ki aapki 2 aankhein aur nazar har aurat pe...! Toh asli Ravan kaun??

I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor." I said, "Where's the car?" She said, "In the lake."

What is a friend? She looks out for you, inspires you, laughs with you, cries with you, understands you, guides you and walks with you. That's what a friend is…you.

"You don't marry someone you can live with - you marry the person who you cannot live without."

• Boy: Chalo kisi viraan jagah chalte hain! Gal: Tum aisi-vaisi harkat to nahi karoge? Boy: Bilkul nahi! Gal: To phir rehne do...

When you harrass a boy, pull his pants down and your skirt up, because you can run faster with your skirt up than he with his pants down.

"If you judge people, you have no time to love them."