A true luv is there and always on ur mind A true luv is never unkind.

• A sexy woman is like a 1000 Rupee note. U don't know how many have handled it but u still want to have it.

"Woe to the man whose heart has not learned while young to hope, to love - and to put its trust in life."

A true luv is patient and understanding A true luv is never demanding.

When the lights are out, all women are beautiful.

A man owes his success to his first wife; and his second wife to his success.

# Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. My mommy and daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss.

Not to be outdone, the computer science student comes along and says "Well, you two sort've got the right idea, but you'd end up taking too long doing it. I've just whipped up a program to REALLY go and prove it..." He goes over to his terminal and runs his program. Reading the output on the screen he says, "1 is prime, 1 is prime, 1 is prime, 1 is prime...."

May I have the last dance? You've just had it.

# When you tell someone something bad about yourself and you're scared they won't love you anymore. But then you get surprised because not only do they still love you, they love you even more.

The world is round so that friendship may encircle it.