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"You call it madness, but I call it love."

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Hey, buddy, how late does the band play? Oh, about half a beat behind the drummer.

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"True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost."

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Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.

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What's the definition of a gentleman? Somone who knows how to play the trombone and doesn't.

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Can I have your picture? ......... I save natural disasters

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"Blushing is the color of virtue."

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HR specialist: If you love someone, set her free by offering her VRS and other benefits, then outsource her.

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Friends are gifts wrapped in ribbons of thoughtfulness and trimmed with kisses and smiles, given by God to stay not just for a day, but for life. Thanks!

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Ä If you need advice, text me... if you need a friend, call me ... if you need me, come to me... if you need money........ SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!

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What is the difference between a saxophone and a sorority girl? You could eat a saxophone if you had to.

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