• When things go wrong, when sadness fills ur heart, when tears flow in ur eyes, always remember 3 things: I’m with u, U have money & Bar is open

Does your name begin with: Z You are very romantic but somehow feel that to love means to suffer. You wind up serving your mate and attracting people who have unusual trouble. You see yourself as a lover's saviour.

Playful: If you love someone, set her free. *If she comes back and if you still love her. Set her free again. Repeat *

# Love is when someone hurts you. And you get so mad but you don't yell at them because you know it would hurt their feelings.

Colors may fade, the sun may not shine, the moon may not be bright, heartbeats may stop, lives may pass but our friendship, I'll treasure 'till the day my heart stops.

HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Watch out for tennis players - love means nothing to them!

"Love is hard work; and hard work sometimes hurts!"

Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place, and I'll go to mine.

# When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you.

# I let my big sister pick on me because my Mom says she only picks on me because she loves me. So I pick on my baby sister because I love her.

love: when your eyes meet across a crowded room. lust: when your tongues meet across a crowded room. marriage: when your belt won't meet around your waist, and you don't care.