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You wanna come to my place for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?!

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Psychologist: If you love someone, set her free. If she comes back her super ego is dominant, If she doesn’t come back her ID is supreme, If she doesn’t go, she must be crazy.

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A man owes his success to his first wife; and his second wife to his success.

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I want to give myself to you. Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

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It is always the wrong time of month.

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Someday you may lose your hair, your teeth, your looks, or even your memory. But there's something you won't lose. Me, coz I'll always be your friend.

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One tree can start a forest, one smile can start a friendship. One touch can show you care, one friend can make life worth living for.

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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

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"Friends are God's way of taking care of us."

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It is because light travels faster than sound that some people appear bright until they speak."

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How to keep an idiot entertained *press down* ................... .................... How to keep an idiot entertained *press up*

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