I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.

Friends are gifts wrapped in ribbons of thoughtfulness and trimmed with kisses and smiles, given by God to stay not just for a day, but for life. Thanks!

Ä Never make love in the garden or in the fields...... For love might be blind but your neighbours not!

"Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other but in looking outward together in the same direction."

Each day God sends His angels to guide us. We don't expect to see them with wings, or with halo flying above their heads. Instead, they come in disguise and we call them friends. Thank you for being an angel to me!

Not to be outdone, the computer science student comes along and says "Well, you two sort've got the right idea, but you'd end up taking too long doing it. I've just whipped up a program to REALLY go and prove it..." He goes over to his terminal and runs his program. Reading the output on the screen he says, "1 is prime, 1 is prime, 1 is prime, 1 is prime...."

"Sympathy constitutes friendship; but in love there is a sort of antipathy, or opposing passion. Each strives to be the other, and both together make up one whole."

# Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your french fries without making them give you any of theirs.

If you practice, tune, make a sound check, and sit down to play, it's folk music. Otherwise, it's bluegrass.

"To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best."

The recipe of friendship: 1 cup of sharing.2 cups of caring.3 cups of forgiveness & hugs. Mix all of these together to make friends 4ever.