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Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

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"To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best."

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The number one cause of computer problems is computer solutions.

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A friend is like a book that has to be read to appreciate its beauty. As such, you're one of the finest books ever written. How I wish you could be reprinted!

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# There are two kinds of love Our love. God's love. But God makes both kinds of them.

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I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.

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"I must admit, you brought religion into my life. I never believed in Hell till I met you."

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"Some love lasts a lifetime. True love lasts forever."

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"Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Walk beside me and be my friend."

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No sex with anyone in the same office.

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Ambulance drivers come quicker

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