Does your name begin with: B You give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy being romanced, wined, and dined. You are very happy to receive gifts as an expression of the affection of your lover. You want to be pampered and know how to pamper your mate. You are private in your expression of endearments, and particular when it comes to love. You will hold off until everything meets with your approval. You can control your appetite and feelings. You require new sensations and experiences. You are willing to experiment.

A true luv is there and always on ur mind A true luv is never unkind.

• What's the difference between wife n neighbours wife? Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.

HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Ambulance drivers come quicker

"You don't marry someone you can live with - you marry the person who you cannot live without."

Man: Why do you women always try to impress us with your looks, not with your brains? Woman: Because there is a bigger chance that a man is a moron than he is blind.

COMPUTER A good friend is like a computer; me 'enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart, 'format' ur problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never 'delete' u from my memory! FRIENDS ALWAYS In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE! ANGEL FRIENDS I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends.

love: when intercourse is called making love. lust: all other times. marriage: what's intercourse?

My wife ran off with my best friend last week. Gawd, I miss him!

Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning.

"Within you I lose myself Without you I find myself Wanting to be lost again."