The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the prices of a new car.

Bigamy..............What is the penalty for bigamy? ............... Two mothers-in-law !

Congratulations on the termination of your isolation and may I express an appreciation of your determination to end the desperation and frustration which has caused you so much consternation in giving you the inspiration to make a combination to bring an accumulation to the population.

If love is a dream, then marriage is an alarm clock.

Why it's better to be a Woman! 1. We got off the Titanic first.

HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Garbagemen come twice a week

ä Do you know that you would look great with two pounds less ... in my opinion those clothes weigh exactly two pounds !

The game of love is never called off on account of darkness.

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, a little wine, good food and companionship. She goes Mondays, I go Fridays.

Does your name begin with: Z You are very romantic but somehow feel that to love means to suffer. You wind up serving your mate and attracting people who have unusual trouble. You see yourself as a lover's saviour.

An MBA: If you love someone, set her free instantaneously, And look for others simultaneously