Q: Would a clever woman make a good wife?
A: A clever woman won't BECOME a wife!
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If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them; I'd be at the bottom to catch them.
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What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
1. No mind.
2. No business.
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There are numerous restaurants where you can eat Chinese. But it does not help a bit. There are more every day.
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Q: Would a clever woman make a good wife?
A: A clever woman won't BECOME a wife!
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi.....
Dooor se dekhaaa... to kuchh dikha nahi.....
Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi.....
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Frank Sinatra does it his way
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"Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing."
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Keep me as a friend and I will keep you in my heart and lock it up. I'll throw away the key so that no one can take you away from me.
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Ä Are you free for the rest of your life?
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