"There is no remedy for love but to love more."

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A True Luv A true luve is something to know and feel A true luv is never unreal.

HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Australians do it Down Under

"Friends are God's way of taking care of us."

Sex has no calories.

FRIENDSHIP IS.... FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!

ä Do you know that you would look great with two pounds less ... in my opinion those clothes weigh exactly two pounds !

Wanna come back to my room? ...and see my 1000 Mhz Pentium VII?

Does your name begin with: B You give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy being romanced, wined, and dined. You are very happy to receive gifts as an expression of the affection of your lover. You want to be pampered and know how to pamper your mate. You are private in your expression of endearments, and particular when it comes to love. You will hold off until everything meets with your approval. You can control your appetite and feelings. You require new sensations and experiences. You are willing to experiment.

Some friends are remembered because of their smile. Some friends are remembered because of their style. But you are remembered because you are so nice to remember. Take care.