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My wife says if I go fishing one more time she's going to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her.

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6. Q: What do you call a nun with a sex change operation? A: A tran-sister.

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• Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya, Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai, Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya, Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai

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"A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words."

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If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate.

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# God could have said magic words to make the nails fall off the cross, but He didn't. That's love.

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Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

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Ä Never make love in the garden or in the fields...... For love might be blind but your neighbours not!

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How do you make a chainsaw sound like a bari-sax? Add vibrato.

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If you think fuck is funny fuck yourself and save the money

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Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

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