I won't promise to be your friend forever, coz I won't live that long. But let me be your friend as long as I live.
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Marriage is like a cage; those outside are desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out.
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No sex with anyone in the same office.
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What's the difference between blonds and traffic-signs? Some signs say stop.
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You see an awful lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy...
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• Saif: My dil goes hmmmmmm...! My dil goes hmmmmmmm....! My dil goes mmmmmmMMm......!! My dil goes mmmmmmm.....!
Javed Jafri: Is this da dils or da makhis...?
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Computers are machines to help you solve problems you wouldn't have if you didn't have a computer.
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Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi.....
Dooor se dekhaaa... to kuchh dikha nahi.....
Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi.....
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Patient:
If you love someone, set her free.
If she doesn’t come back. Wait !!
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A smile makes us look younger… while prayers make us feel stronger… and friends…? They make us enjoy life forever.
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Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other.
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