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In a veterinarian's waiting room, "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
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It is always the wrong time of month.
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"To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best."
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Gul Gaye Gulshan Gaye, Gul Ke Patte Rah Gaye
Sare Shayair Mar Gaye, Tum Ullu Ke Pathe Rah Gaye
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Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a prostitute?
A: Prostitutes don't drive Ferrari's
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Maine tujhe pyar kiya, saraswati samajh kar
Tere baap ne mujhe pita, agarbattti samajh kar
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A computer program will
always do what you tell it to do,
but rarely what you want it to do
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"If you would be loved, love and be lovable."
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Military do it on command!
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When you get to the point where you really
understand your computer, it's probably obsolete.
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I won't promise to be your friend forever, coz I won't live that long. But let me be your friend as long as I live.
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• Girl: If u'll try to kiss me, main shor macha doongi.
Boy: Lekin yahan to dur-dur tak koi nahin hai.
Girl: I know but formality to karni hi padegi…
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