Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other.

"Better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all."

"My father always used to say that when you die, if you've got five real friends, then you've had a great life."

When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.

7. Q: How do you get a nun pregnant? A: Dress her up as an altar boy.

A man was dying of cancer. His son asked him:dad why do you keepon telling everyone that your dying of AIDS.He replied"So that when i die no 1 will fuck ur mom

"Woe to the man whose heart has not learned while young to hope, to love - and to put its trust in life."

# If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate.

Maine tujhe pyar kiya, saraswati samajh kar Tere baap ne mujhe pita, agarbattti samajh kar

Why it's better to be a Woman! If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

I thank God I'm rich not with money but with people like you. I may not have the most expensive things but I've got a most precious gem… a friend like you.