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# If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate.

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A true luv is gentle and sharing A true luv is never not caring.

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The morning is just a few moments away. Go to sleep and when you wake up, remember me as a friend who is always there for you and never let you down

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She offered her honor, he honored her offer, and all night he was on her and off her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the bassoon recital.

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A man owes his success to his first wife; and his second wife to his success.

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How is lightning like a violist's fingers? Neither one strikes in the same place twice.

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If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them; I'd be at the bottom to catch them.

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• Jodhpur jail ordered the purchase order of 999 shirts n 1000 pants for inmates. Guess y this odd combination? Salman Khan is coming

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Playful: If you love someone, set her free. *If she comes back and if you still love her. Set her free again. Repeat *

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HR specialist: If you love someone, set her free by offering her VRS and other benefits, then outsource her.

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