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Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other.

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Why it's better to be a Woman! New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

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Friends are like the walls of a house. Sometimes they hold you up, sometimes you lean on them. But sometimes, it's enough to know they're just standing by.

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"True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost."

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Why are orchestra intermissions limited to 20 minutes? So you don't have to retrain the cellists.

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Pessimist : If you love someone, set her free. If she comes back, she’s yours, If she doesn’t, as expected, she never was.

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A friend is a push when you have stopped, a chat when you are lonely, a guide when you are searching, a smile when you are sad, a song when you are glad.

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Pizza delivery men come in 30 minutes or it's free

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"Blushing is the color of virtue."

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Maine tujhe pyar kiya, saraswati samajh kar Tere baap ne mujhe pita, agarbattti samajh kar

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