"If you would be loved, love and be lovable."
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The morning is just a few moments away. Go to sleep and when you wake up, remember me as a friend who is always there for you and never let you down
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Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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What's the difference between blonds and traffic-signs? Some signs say stop.
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A complex system that doesn't work is
invariably found to have evolved from a
simpler system that worked just fine.
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Your place or mine?
Both. You go to your place, and I'll go to mine.
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• Boy: Chalo kisi viraan jagah chalte hain!
Gal: Tum aisi-vaisi harkat to nahi karoge?
Boy: Bilkul nahi!
Gal: To phir rehne do...
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A man finds his wife in bed with another man. "What are you doing?" he yells.
"See," she says to her lover, "I told you he was dumb.
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# My mommy loves me more than anybody. You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night.
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It is always the wrong time of month.
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ä You = cute ; You = hot ; You = sweet ; You = intelligent ; You = amazing ; You = perfect ; Me = liar
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