Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do... but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.

Ninety percent of men cheat in marriage. The rest do not marry.

Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.

"A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words."

"When we are in love we often doubt that which we most believe."

Isn't your e-mail address [email protected]

The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the prices of a new car.

HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Travel agents do it in lots of different places

Aasman se gira ek chaand ka tukda, Usse bhi sundar aapka mukhra.

"My father always used to say that when you die, if you've got five real friends, then you've had a great life."

"There is no disguise which can hide love for long where it exists, or simulate it where it does not."