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I admit I'll never be the perfect friend. I'll never be there always. I may not make you smile at times but there is one thing I admit I could do. To be the person I could be for you.
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Woman #1: (holding a large potato in each hand) "These potatoes remind me of my husband's balls."
Woman #2: "My goodness, are they that large?"
Woman #1: "No, they're that dirty!"
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In my dreams, we were never apart. In my dreams you kept me close. In my dreams you loved me the most. In my dreams we're always together. Might as well be dreaming forever.
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"I never knew how to worship until I knew how to love."
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Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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An english professor wrote up on the board "woman without her man is nothing" And told his students to punctuate it.
The males in the class wrote "Woman, without her man, is nothing."
The Females wrote "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."
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# There are two kinds of love Our love. God's love. But God makes both kinds of them.
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To err is human...to blame your computer
for your mistakes is even more human,
its downright natural.
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Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute.
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"Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies."
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If friends were flowers surely I would not pick you! I'd let you grow in the garden and cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you forever.
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