Two nuns in a bath. The first one says "Where's the soap"; the second one replies "Yes it does, doesn't it"

Behind every successful man, there is a woman ironing his shirts.

Meri jaib main hai kath, meri rifle bhari hui hai Mujhe khauf kya police ka, mera baap mantri hai

A man should keep his friends in a constant repair. The difficulty is not so great to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for.

"If you should die before me, ask if you could bring a friend."

Somnambulist: If you love someone set her free If she comes back, it’s a nightmare, If she doesn’t, you must be dreaming.

Text messaging is like a blow-job off an amateur prostitute; short...sweet and always cheap!!!

"So much of what we know of love we learn at home."

Ä Why a man carryz his wife's photo in d wallet? COZ whenever he faces trouble, sees d photo & thinks-If I can handle THIS i can handle anything!

Some friends are separated by time. Some are separated by differences. Some by distances, some by pride. But no matter how far you are or different we may be, you'll always be a friend to me!

Ä Do your feet never hurt ???? ... You are wondering around my thoughts all day long....